3 guys are in a cafe,

one of them says, "i have the smallest arm in the world"

the second one says, 'i have the smallest head in the world"

the last one says, "i am the most musical talented person in the world"

The three people go to Guiness World Records

The first guy goes and leaves happy: i really do have the smallest arm in the world

The second also leaves happy: i actually do have the smallest head in the world

The third guy leaves pissed off: WHO THE FUCK IS JACK WHITE

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